If you think anything is about you then you are guilty of something. It can be as simple as someone saying “I love people with brown eyes.” You are guilty of having or not having brown eyes. Someone saying “I did not enjoy that novel in high school,” when you have mentioned before you did enjoy the aforementioned novel. Does anyone see where I am going with this? It is up to your own mentality whether you feel admired or insulted by someone else’s words.
Holy fuck, while on the topic of Halloween, like five years back I went trick-or-treating with some friends in this maze-like suburbia neighborhood and there was this house with the porch lights off but with inviting decorations to let kids know they were giving out candy. By the door there were two big terracotta pots with two huge shrubs and FUCKING TELL ME WHY AS WE REACH UP TO RING THE DOOR BELL ONE OF THE BUSHES COMES ALIVE AND STARTS CHASING US DOWN THEIR FUCKING LAWN, PLOT FUCKING TWIST, A MAN WEARING AN ALL GREEN BODYSUIT, FACE PAINTED GREEN, WITH FUCKING LEAVES GLUED TO HIS ENTIRE BODY LITERALLY SAT IN A TERRACOTTA POT ALL NIGHT CHASING KIDS AWAY AND HE WASN’T EVEN SCREAMING AT US HE JUST RAN AFTER US SILENTLY WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT CHILDREN WILL FOREVER BE SCARRED BY THE INNOCENT SHRUB THAT CAME ALIVE
I AM LITERALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHTER REMEMBERING THIS OH MY FUCKING GOSH
THE G-EAZY CONCERT I WENT TO ON MONDAY NIGHT WAS FUCKING AMAZING.
IT HAD TO BE ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE, AND HANDS DOWN POSSIBLY THE BEST DAMN CONCERT I HAVE EVER BEEN TO.
AND LET ME TELL YOU WHY, AND I AM SORRY FOR MY EXCESSIVE PROFANITY AND SEXUAL REMARKS YOU JUST NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHY THIS SHOW WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME.
SUMMARY BEFORE YOU READ MORE:
- I MET G-EAZY.
- HE RECOGNIZED ME FROM TWITTER.
- I KISSED G-EAZY.
- I MADE FOUR FRIENDS THAT NIGHT THAT I WILL REMEMBER FOR A LONG TIME.
- I WAS SECOND ROW AT THE SHOW
- I WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING MIC
- G-EAZY DEDICATED “RUNAROUND SUE,” MY FAVORITE SONG FROM HIM TO ME. LIKE LEGIT, HE SAID, ‘THIS IS FOR SARAH.’
- I TOUCHED HIM INAPPROPRIATELY BY GRABBING HIS