We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag.
― Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid